So you want to be a hucow? This farm is open to all women who want to become hucows. We even accept transgender women here!

So, let's get started. First, your body now belongs to us. Your boobs are now called "udders", and your nipples are now called "teats". And your udders will now be used to hold milk. When your udders get full, you will be taken to the milking barn, strapped down, and your teats will be hooked up to a powerful cow milking machine that will extract all your milk out of your udders. For transgender cows, your penis, now called the "extra teat", will also be hooked up to the milking machine to extract even more milk out.

We're planning on having the cows staying in the primary suite, while the farmers stay in the casita. And when we see fit for the cows to be out in the living room, we will release them from their "cages". But the cows have to behave the whole time, otherwise they will stay in their cages, while the others that have been behaving will be released to roam and graze. But you must follow our diet that we give you, or else we may not keep you!

If you think you're fit to be a hucow, message the moderator, and follow the steps in Rule 1.