Call me Hellion.

First, bonus points if you get the literary reference without Googling it. Second, good afternoon. I hope you're all doing well. For those of you who don't know (ie. everyone), I am a member of the moderation team. That being said, what I'm posting now is more of a personal message to all of you and has not been officially approved or sponsored by the administrative team.

Let's talk for a moment about a couple of things, if you don't mind.

First: OnlyFans, Fansly, premium Snapchat or anything else that hints at selling content or otherwise involves prostitution. The moderation team sees several posts per day- sometimes dozens- that are obviously spam. Invariably single women or bots posting OF content. A quick look at their profiles makes it clear that they're looking for money and not fun.

That is a clear violation of the rules of this subreddit.

What is equally a violation of this subreddit are females and couples who may not be actively eking out a living via OF or the like, but who are actively participating in those sorts of websites and posting in our subreddit.

This isn't any sort of administrative judgement (though I personally detest OF sellers and think Reddit should ban them all. If you want a reason ask me why in private so we don't derail this) of a personal nature. It's more in the vein of this subreddit existing purely as a means of like minded adults personally sharing their fun times. We don't want professionals, semiprofessionals, or the like on here cluttering things up and confusing the intent.

If you have anything seller related (OnlyFans, Fansly, Linktree, premium Snap- anything at all) anywhere on your user profile you will be banned and there will be no second chances given. This does not mean just in the about section. This includes your post history, the name of your account or your username. Anything at all, anywhere, is a ban.

Second: Single males. Much like all the other rules- including the above about sellers- the rules pertaining to single males are spelled out in crystal clear detail in at least 2 places. And yet... and yet, every single day we get dudes who seem to think that they're special. Guys, let me make it clear:

No matter how big you think your dick is, no matter how charming you think you are, no matter how swole you believe yourself to be... you will never, ever, ever be special enough to get a pass. If you post you will be banned. No second chances. No mercy. No excuse you offer will suffice, and I promise we've heard them all before: "I'm not a single guy, we're a couple but she doesn't want to put her pics up.", "I'm actually the girlfriend and I didn't know I would get him in trouble.", "I didn't see the rules.", "I posted here on accident.", "I'm new and didn't mean to.", "I thought that only applied to bulls.", "I see other single guys posting.", "I was spamming Reddit and didn't mean to include this sub."

It. Does. Not. Matter.

Post absolutely anything and you're banned. You can reply to anything you see. Feel free to engage people and shoot your shot. I was a single guy in the lifestyle for several years. I get how hard it can be to get anywhere. But the thing is, and I mean this with absolutely nothing but love, you're not special. Single guys in the swing/kink lifestyle are a dime a dozen. I could throw a rock and hit twenty of you. The best way you have to stand out is to follow the rules, be chill, and get to know people personally. Joe Bob the Single Guy has a thousand clones. Joe Bob the Guy Who Can Hold A Conversation and Shares Nonsexual Interests With Me and My Girl? Well, he gets to fuck.

But not if he posts in this Subreddit.

In closing, and to tl;dr some:

Follow the goddamn rules. If you don't you will absolutely be banned, and I won't fucking feel sorry for you.