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Man with mixed priorities seeks woman who likes a good tossed salad.
Hobbies include milling around hospital out patient rooms and guessing people’s illnesses, using those weird little decorative soaps, and not pointing out that people rarely use the Oxford comma, even though it is pet peeve of mine.
What am I looking for? Preferably 30 or older, but exceptions can be made if you blow me away. Not looking for supermodel, although I would consider you if you are, but do request that you be HWP, a little extra is good too. Pervy minded and pottied mouthed ladies move to the front of the line.
Me: 54 yo guy who holds the door open for you and slaps your ass as you walk by. 6”2”, 200 lbs, blue eyes, and greying hair. I have a sense of humor that borders on dark at times. My language can be a bit crass, but I do tailor it to my setting and audience when required.
I probably won’t go down in history, but I’ll certainly go down if you’re the right woman.
Seriously, it's been a long week and need to unwind a bit. Drinks and funny stories are my fortes.
River Oaks is where I hangout.
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