Hello, everyone! I am looking for a friend who I can connect with and potentially go for a little more.

I enjoy sexy times as much as the next guy, but I always appreciate it a lot more if I can at least platonically connect with the person I talk to since, you know, humanization makes people significantly sexier. This means I want don't to jump straight into stuff. I want to personally get to know you and hear about your passions and goals in life. Teach me something new!

If we become just friends, that's fine. I like to be open and honest with people, and you cannot change people's minds like a rom com where the love interests suddenly realizes how hot the protagonist was. If it's just FWB, that's also fine, but I still need at least a platonic connection.

To that end, I might as well describe myself.

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1. I am white with an average build. I am a nerd who always looks to learn something new when possible.
2. I am studying to become a criminal lawyer. I want to eventually work for the International Criminal Court and prosecute war criminals. Even if that does not pan out, I want to do a career that allows me to help people since that's what makes me happiest in life.
3. I am an encyclopedia when it comes to history and mythology related topics so I will rant to you about random things like the Emu Wars or that time an Irish terrorist group invaded Canada in order to liberate Ireland.
4. I cook a lot. It's mostly out of survival, but I like to try new recipes as the act of cooking can be very calming for me. I welcome any suggestions you might have!
5. I speak three languages fluently: English, Spanish, and Romanian. I studied Ancient Greek in undergrad, and I have a conversational level in Russian. I also spend random nights looking up words in random languages and trying to learn and pronounce them.
6. I run in order to keep sane. Lol
7. I occasionally play video games, but school has stopped a lot of that. Now, it's mostly chess on my phone.
8. I play guitar and piano. I used to be in a high school band and learned how to do death metal growls.
9. I crack self-deprecating and dark jokes, because I figure, if you can laugh at yourself and bad things in life, things become much easier.

If any of this interests you, feel free to message me an intro!