I have had more than 100 replies to our ads - and the overwhelming majority of these have been utter wastes of time. We had one great meetup, but unfortunately, the guy lives in Florida.

We are a professional couple near Birmingham, 44/42 years old. We used to do a lot of hotwifing, then took a 14 year break, and have just started back. We are looking for good guys who actually want to fuck and get their dicks sucked. Instead, we mostly get guys who want to jerk off to the idea, do a lot of chatting, and waste our time before ghosting.

Here's the deal.

• I'm the husband, I'm the screener. No, she doesn't want to chat with you or talk dirty to you. Don't ask for her social media or cell. If you can't talk to me, you won't talk to her.
  
• Her ideal guy is mid 30s to late 40s. She'll consider guys of any race from 20s to 50s, but if you look younger than our kids or old enough to be called grandpa, she's probably not interested.
  
• We are hotwifing, not cuckolding. She has a touch of a sub streak, and likes a take charge guy. This doesn't mean that we want a dom bull. If you're an asshole or have a list of demands, this is not for you. If you're not chill and respectful, this is not for you.
  
• She has some self confidence issues. She's worried that she's too old, too fat. Compliments and enthusiasm would be huge.
  
• I think that she will eventually do some one on one meets with guys again. Right now, this is a threesome only thing. If you cannot deal with me being there, this is not for you. Don't message me out of the blue asking if she'll come suck your dick today.
  
• I'm not gay. I don't want to suck or fuck a guy. I do like to watch, take pics and video, take turns. Spitroast and DP are on the table. If you're not comfortable with me being naked, taking pics, touching or fucking her while you play... This is not for you.
• Dick pics are fine, but not required. If you're at least average in the cock department, you're fine with us,.though a little size is a bonus. A FACE PIC IS REQUIRED FOR US TO CONSIDER YOU. If you're gonna ghost when I ask for a pic, save us both the time.
  
• I will not give a cell number until we are ready to make plans with you. Don't ask.
  
• D&D free guys only.
  
• We'd like to find a chill guy or two to develop as long term FWBs.
  
• We have a lot of kids. We cannot host, and our schedule requires careful planning to line up child care. I wish that we could be more spur of the moment, but we can't. Again we are looking for December 19th - ideally in Hoover or Pelham.
  
• One more... we are looking for ACTUAL GUYS WHO WANT ACTUAL SEX. If that's not what you're about, PLEASE don't waste our time!
  

Other items of interest: I'm kinky as hell. She's not kinky at all, but she's a great sport who will do almost anything. She sucks like crazy - can come from a guy coming in her mouth. She loves to fuck. If your finger game is strong, she will squirt like crazy for you.

She'll probably let you go down on her, but she has a tough time relaxing enough to come that way with other guys. She's interested in being fucked, not licked. Anal may be on the table, depends on how she's feeling. Other kinky stuff may be on the table, depends on how chill you are; we want everyone to have a a great time.

If you're actually interested in meeting, shoot me a chat or DM.

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