We've had plenty of success meeting guys, and we've met a few couples. But by and large, it always seems that interested couples live a long way away from us.

I hear couples all the time complaining that they can't find a unicorn. Yet we can't seem to find a couple near Birmingham for my wife unicorn for!

If this describes you... what are you waiting for?

Here is our deal:

I'm 47, she's 45. We have kids and crazy schedules; we cannot host. Our best days are Wednesday and Friday evenings, we can make some weekend work - but not in October!

We need face pics and proof of std status before we will consider a meet.

We are mostly looking for my wife to unicorn - i.e. she has sex with both of you. I will be there - I will watch, I will take turns with my wife. I love to share, she doesn't; this means that I've only done limited play with other women. If a full swap is mandatory for you, we aren't what you are looking for.

In a perfect world, we have a great meet, we have great chemistry, we talk, we like one another, we agree to meet again, maybe things grow on a friendship level. But again, we have crazy schedules and a packed social calendar. If you're the sort of couple that needs to be fast friends before sex is even remotely on the table, we probably won't be what you are looking for.

We are open to a dinner, drinks, etc. But we aren't interested in a slow dance while you as a couple figure out if you want this or not. We've done the deal where we meet for dinner, then meet for dinner again, then we have drinks, then we hang out, and just maaaaaayyyyybe if everything is perfect, we will "see where it goes from here". Meanwhile, the other wife wants it, then doesn't want it, then maybe wants to explore, wait she's not ready, and on and on. No thanks.

Again, in a perfect world, you already know what you want. We chat online. We get to know each other. Once we are comfortable with desires and limits (and we truly have few limits), we meet for sex. My wife has found that she's just as nervous after an hour of small talk as she is if we shown right up to the hotel - but in either case, once clothes come off, the awkwardness evaporates. So again, we can do dinner if you need that, but we'd just as soon just meet for sex. We all know why we are on these subs, after all.

So if you are interested in a meet with a unicorn (and her husband) who simply like sex and aren't interested in drama, please reach out!