In an effort to be a bit of a ho ho ho this holiday season I was hoping to squeeze in a date before Christmas. Luckily my go to fwb was around and had a bit of time to play on Friday night. Fun was had Friday night and after waking up and having a little more fun we broke out the phone/camera to get a quick pic or two. Well that's where things didn't go too smoothly. We started out trying to recreate a photo on reddit....I ended up with 2 black eyes and one busted up nose. Apparently taking an 'aerial' photo while tired, groggy and distracted with trying to fuck is not the best idea. Started out just fine but after a minute (literally) my cell phone fell out of his hands (high above me) and fell right down...on my face. We both froze for a second...like wtf just happened...then the pain started. I have a crazy high pain tolerance (3 kids, no epidurals and a lifetime of autoimmune illness has given me enough practice with pain that I'm generally ok with getting a lil banged up) but holy hell my face instantly hurt like nothing else. After the initial shock I got dressed while he got ice. I'm usually not one to rudely fuck and run but I was ready to get home before my face bruised up or got worse, as so far I only had a bump and a little cut. So without getting to finish fucking I was out of the door with a big bag of ice and a goodbye kiss on the nose. By the time I walked the 2 blocks to my car I was greeted with a parking ticket and then the headache started. So I got to drive home slightly shocked with a raging headache and trying to balance ice on my face and not crash. At least the traffic on the gwb gave me time to think of a cover story in case the kids wanted to know why I came home looking like a boxer.

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So ladies and gentlemen, be careful out there and even though those sexy hotwife pics and video are so hot to have...having a busted face isn't hot at all. Stay safe out there my slutty friends....stay safe. ;)

TO answer the questions that I've already gotten:

I don't' know if it's broken or what. It hurts too much to touch it still. It's swollen and fucked up. That's all I know. Yes, I'm icing it and keeping my head up (literally and figuratively). My husband wasn't upset. I texted him on the way home so he knew and accidents happen so no biggie. Cover story was for my kids, not my husband, And lastly, yes my fwb felt bad about it.

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TL;DR: Here's the visual representation

The start

The fall

The Aftermath (w/sound)

Aftermath 2: texting with the fwb

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So kids....that's the story of why I'll be rocking 2 black eyes this christmas! Also 2018 really kicked my ass and this was the final blow... I think I deserve (and need) a most excellent start to 2019!

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edit: It's been like 2 weeks and my nose is still fucked. I'm salty as fuck about it to be honest. I have to get an xray to see how the fracture will heal and to see if I'll have always have a bump from it or need to have it fixed. s.a.l.t.y.