We had an epic NYE just the two of us. Life had been getting a little hectic and our semi-regular guy moved away. We both confessed that we were missing it, and decided to make something happen again in 2025.

Posted a detailed ad, and got some promising responses! Most were intelligent, thoughtful replies, even the ones that weren’t, were at least not offensive. Just a few that hadn’t bothered to read the ad or were responding without meeting one of the few stated requirements.

But most were exceptionally attractive, hung and well built!

Everything seemed amazing until we actually tried to meet.

“Sorry only available on Wednesday afternoons…. Ever.”

“Is your husband going to be there?” (The ad specifically stated “threesome” multiple times)

“Oh wow, you live like 40 minutes away! Can you drive to me?” (It’s LA what isn’t 40 minutes away?!? No, we’re not driving to you).

“I don’t really like condoms” (we don’t really like STDs)

“Is this going to be a regular thing? Only really interested in regular thing” (let’s meet for coffee first, I have no idea, you’ve written less than 2 sentences, one of them asking me to commit to an ongoing relationship with you?!?)

<sigh> this is exhausting and I’m not even in the thick of it, as my husband does most of the vetting.