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You’ve got the breast meat and I’ve got the sausage! Terrible thanksgiving jokes aside I’m scouring the corners of Reddit looking for someone I wouldn’t want to take home to my family for thanksgiving. Someone who likes whipped cream better when it’s licked off their ass than used as a pie topping. Me: thirty-four years old, located in St. Louis Missouri. Employed professional, fit, slim and clean. Cute, and has a knack for making dumb jokes. I like sports, music, the great outdoors and traveling. I lean liberal but don’t talk or get tied up into politics. Too messy. You: probably younger than me, also located in the St. Louis area, height and weight proportionate and have a great smile. You may be able to outnerd me but I find that attractive and don’t watch a whole lot of movies or tv myself. Most importantly, you have some semblance of personality and we are compatible from a humor standpoint. You can have a boyfriend or husband, I don’t really care. Discretion and protection (if you want) are important after all. Favorite positions: Anything that makes you squirt, tbh. I had to pick, I love when a woman takes control and rides in either direction, using me as her personal fucktoy. Love doggy (and the post-sex queefs that come with it). Also, a sucker for the closeness and intimacy that missionary provides. At the end of the day, I just like sex so you call it. Good with my tongue and LOVE getting head (what guy doesn’t, and maybe we can bring out the whipped cream too) Looking for something regular. Pics posted on local subs on my page. Don’t be shy and send me a DM. 😉
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