Whenever someone takes up the white (becomes a priest of Teflathonism) they must first study the doctrine of the Teflatho. There they read the books of the Teflatho, books from which nothing can be scratched only added. Books which must be added to. Books which follow:

Once there was nothing; no, less than nothing: a lack of all things, NiMat (nothing) or Mat (something). And from nothing there came Mat, a beautiful wonderful creation. For uncountable years Mat simply was, scattered too far apart to do anything, but slowly it came together. Creating more and more. But Mat was alone save for NiMat, and they were the same thing at the end of the day anyways. Luckily from these conglomerations of Mat came Teflatho (life). It trickled from cracks, burst from geysers, split the earth apart. And Teflatho transformed Mat, from NiKalt (inanimate) to Kalt (animate). Kalt started small, weeds, algae, moss; however, the Teflatho was not done, it wanted more beauty. So the Teflatho nurtured Kalt and made it grow, slowly it became more. It filled up Mat and made it pure. Sadly NiMat didn’t care for Kalt and retreated far away, to small places and unreachable places. As Kalt became more complex pieces of the Teflatho began flowing into it, inhabiting it: the Tastikar (conscious) were born.; feeding of other pieces of Kalt instead of purely the Teflatho. And as the Tastikar changed there came more and more beings, fish, birds, dogs all came from these early forms, and eventually, came us as well. We are embrued with the Teflatho like all things, and when our Kalt falls apart our Tastikar will flow back into the Teflatho in the everlasting circle of Teflatho.

We are part of the Teflatho and it is our duty to act responsibly within it and treat all other Tastikar with integrity and kindness. One must not gorge as that leaves less for all others. One must not be selfish as we are all the same and what benefits us all is what truly benefits us individually. One must do what they are able to do to help us all, even those who can no longer contribute themselves. One must not shy from the truth, lies are poison and being forthright is the only true answer. The doctrines (please disregard these):

You shall obliterate the righteous along with the wicked, that the righteous be like to the wicked, and this you shall name justice.

Obey the third doctrine and plant trees of redwood.

Either obey or disobey the second.

Disregard this Doctrine.

All moral systems are to be evaluated solely on the basis of Teflatho.

All other systems are vanity and futility.

Red is to never be worn to funerals.

Anyone who attempts to justify a particularly implausible notion from both a philosophical and pragmatic perspective shall be put to death by Occam’s Razor.

The name of Neitzche shall be forgotten forever.

All thursdays are holidays.

Recognize that we are children of Teflatho and that Teflatho is Infinite.

Murphy’s law holds true.

GOTO: Doctrine 15.

Reject the scientific method. All apparent patterns are to be deemed anomalous, until proven otherwise.

GOTO: Doctrine 13

All are equal.

We all die eventually, try to die a wise fool.

It is impossible to prove we exist or that we are nonexistent.

To show deep emotional attachment lie down and put you're bare feet against each others.

The colour blue is paramount to happiness.