Incredibly lonely, moderately introverted and slightly socially inept 36 year old from London England.

*My preference would be for someone based in the UK. But this isn't a complete deal breaker.

About me:

I'm British asian (the brown kind), very average looking, born an raised in London.

Interests:

I read a lot. Mostly fiction. I like the classics, Dorian Gray, anything Fitzgerald, Yates and any best seller written well.

I'm good with my hands. I like fixing things, usually after I've broken them.

I'm a mediocre/below average artist but I like creating. I'm learning calligraphy atm.

I play the guitar semi-well.

Very big on philosophy - I'll read anything even if I don't agree with it.

I'm drawn to the macabre, fairly dark/dry sense of humour.

I keep physically fit. Mostly cardio/swimming/martial arts. I'm of a slim build, I don't lift weights.

Personality:

I have a fairly good sense of humour but I do sometimes take myself too seriously.

I'm prone to melancholy.

Generally a quiet person.

Slightly weird.

Other:

Single, never married, no children.

Financially stable

Workaholic. I love my job and I'm very serious about it.

Ambitious.

What I'm looking for:

Someone in the UK preferably to form a meaningful connection with, even if it is illusionary. Think Joaquin Phoenix in "Her" without the sad ending.

Budget: initially £100 a month, increasing dependent on whether we remain in contact.

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