My gf and I were not having it yesterday. First man was an older man that was whining the pooing it, walking back and forth with a brush stroke here and a brush stroke there. He settled down at the tree line between stairs 1 and 2 and started fondling and stroking. I told my girl to call it in but we found out later when we left that no one was in the booth to answer calls because of some construction that was happening in the booth. So I figured they just weren't answering and we had to leave a message. I took it upon myself to stare that f***** down and make him very uncomfortable. He stopped. And I made it very clear we were not ok with it, I starred at him a looooong time to make my intentions very clear. He got his shit and left.

Second f*** was sitting down right by the water. My girlfriend and I were floating with my back to him but she was facing him. She tells me, "This f***** too." So I turn my float around and begin to star his ass**** down too. I was able to see him doing it. He stops and I make it very uncomfortable for him too. I was making comments in both cases such as, "What the f. Stop. Is he going to keep doing it? I see you f**." Hoping my voice carried as it tends to at HH. He didnt continue. I begin paddling towards him to make him more uncomfortable. He doesn't continue. As we're headed back to our tent i was watching him the whole time, back stroking on my float to keep an eye on him. He also gets his shit and leaves.

Both these inconsiderate cowards kept looking away and would check to see if I was still starring at them. Yeah stupid, I am. I told one other couple to keep an eye out for the first guy and they informed me they've actually had someone arrested but they had to dress and go to the booth and the cops immediately showed up n boat. My point here is to raise awareness and hopefully motivate others to not get comfortable doing that shit here. Go to a sex party or store where that's OK to do. I'm definitely not against sexual behavior but there is a time and place for it and HH is not the place for it. I don't think I need to go into WHY it's not the place for it.

Anyway, take care of each other please. See something, say something and all that. It's not ok for people to feel violated here. It should be a safe haven for nudists and the like. If the park rangers are unavailable for whatever reason then establish a unified front and take care of the matter ourselves. Seek help from others there at the park but always, ALWAYS notify the rangers one way or another. I told the rangers about the incidents as we were leaving and that's when they told me about the booth construction. So just take care of each other folks. It's nice to have "law enforcement" but we're also more than capable of handling these situations ourselves if we work together. Make the creeps scared and uncomfortable.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. Be sure to tip your waitress. 🫡