There's this 55 year old guy who is a frequent client of my agency. He picked me to go to a wedding with him. He only picked me because he's "in love" with one of the other escorts and is pouting because she won't date him unpaid. The woman he's "in love" with is one of the most gorgeous women I've ever met, and incredibly sweet and nice (and married).

So I assumed since this guy legit thought he had a chance with her, that he would be a well-kept gentleman. At the rate he blows money on overnights with high end escorts, we all know he's got money. But no. He looks rode hard and put away wet. Overweight, alcohol/smoking blood lines on his face, difficulty breathing, the works. No English (my German is passable), so not super well educated.

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So anyway, the wedding is not actually a wedding, it's an intimate 25th wedding anniversary (some confusion on the agency's part since wedding and silver anniversary party can be the same word) dinner party with about 20 guests. Like so intimate that the groom names the guests and says how he knows them all. OMG I died.

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So I'm playing the new gf of let's say "Ralf", doing and saying all the things that I should be. Keeping my story straight and easy, saying I live in the town I actually live in, because it's a big town where it would be possible for me to work there in my civvie career if I actually wanted to, and I can talk about it easily. And the town is 3 hours away from him. Even though I'm mid 30's, I was the youngest person there. And I'm not a model or anything but compared to this guy, I just want to know what the guests were thinking. Like why is this American comparatively good looking woman with a profitable career dating Ralf, who is 20 years older and lives 3 hours away. If I were 20 and a model they would know I'm an escort, I'm sure, but as is, they probably thought I was after a green card? lol I don't know. That's what I have thought about some of my ugly incel american male former coworkers with German gf's. Some of the other guests talked about Ralf finally having a gf. I didn't catch all of it because I have to focus to understand everything. But I get the feeling that he's this guy who's part of the group despite being a bit antisocial.

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So like what do these dudes think? I've been on overnights in public with rich clients and if I were looking in as an outsider, I would assume that I was just a gold digger, but that's with the clients who have taste and class. Not this guy, who I had to wipe a bunch of dust and lint off his ass before we even went in. And who, before I left, 24 hours later, asked me if I was satisfied or if I wanted sex again. Like WHAT. Why on earth would you actually think that you sexually satisfy me, you delusional buffoon.

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That's all.