Ok so I’ve had this since puberty. Starting in my groin and around my genitalia. Then it moved up my back and into my armpits. It’s a horror show back there.

I’ve had a lot of embarrassing moments but the one I really recall was when I was 13. I mistakenly wore a white shirt when we were on vacation. I was young and having fun and decided that I would sit on a lawn chair after swimming. I had a boil/cyst at the top of my buttocks.

Of course it pops and I hadn’t noticed but my entire family did. You guessed it, all over my shirt. My mom lifted my shirt right in front of everyone and the “oh my gods” and the gasps will forever in my mind.

No more white shirts for this guy.