50 random questions

1.How old are you? 28

1. What’s your least favorite season? Summer

2. Do you prefer to text or call? Text

3. Morning or night? Im a dusk/dawn type of weirdo.

4. Do you like tacos? Tacos fuckin slap. Point me to the nearest taco hater 👊

5. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Extrovert but I dance with my introvert side from time to time.

6. What’s your favorite desert? Cookies and cream can have my heart.

7. Do you enjoy walks? Where we walkin’ to?

8. Are you a frequent user of Facebook? God no. Haven’t used Facebook in years. Sober off that shit.

9. Do you watch animated shows still? No.

10. Can you roll your tongue? Yes.

11. What’s your “lucky” number? I don’t have one.

12. Are you scared of anything? Seaweed freaks me out when it touches my legs in de ocean.

13. Big mac or big whopper? The fuck is a big whopper?

14. Do you like to play board games? Very rarely.

15. Are you fond of romantic novels? No.

16. Fruitloops or cocopuffs? Coco puffs up gang gang.

17. Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars? Don’t be silly. Give me that shit.

18. Are you a heavy drinker? Used to be heavier than I am now.

19. Would you forgive someone for cheating? Fuck you lacy.

20. Are you superstitious? Gots to be.

21. Have you seen A Clockwork Orange? So many times.

22. Do you like to read? Rarely.

23. Are you easily distressed? Sure.

24. Do you believe in aliens? They’re whatever.

25. If you were the last person alive besides one other person you get to chose, who would it be? This question makes my brain hurt. I don’t know and I don’t want to decide right now. For now, I’ll say mom, but I can think of son any others…in no particular order!

26. Dogs or cats? I love woofnwoofs and meowmeows equally.

27. Are you a grumpy person? Some may say.

28. What’s something you hate? Poor planning.

29. Are you a worry wart? Why can you tell?

30. Do you like having your picture taken? No.

31. Do you like cotton candy? I like raccoons more.

32. Would you ever use a dating site? For fuckin.

33. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.

34. Rap or pop? Rap is cool. Pop is whatever.

35. What’s the weirdest flavor of ice cream you’ve tried? Weird but good; earlgray tea.

36. Do you like math? My brain cannot compute.

37. Are you the type of person to laugh at others misfortune? Only in large groups.!

38. Love or lust? Both.

39. Do you remember lyrics easily? How many times have I listened to the song? Yes.

40. What was/is your favorite school subject? History.

42: Do you like tattoos? I like art.

1. Are you the type of person to lie? I’ll lie about stupid shit that doesn’t harm myself or others.

2. Do you eat porridge for breakfast? I ain’t no fuckin’ bear.

3. What music are you listening to right now? I’m listening to the wind and my gut make hungry noises.

4. Are you allergic to anything? Nah. Fuckin peak human over here.

5. Do you like Lady Gaga? She’s alright but what does she know about cameras?

6. What about Nick Minaj? I could care less.

7. Do you like rainy days? Ugh so much.

8. Last question, do you like pie? Yes but don’t be cutting that shit all weird like some kind of uncultured swine! Respect the slice!