40m - Bi

So, long story short, I was due to go to Oktoberfest with my long-time partner the same week as Rainbow week, but I just got dumped.

Oktoberfest solo and single sounds like a recipe for alcoholism and depression, so I decided I was due for another trip to my happy place. This will be a short trip for me (Sunday-Wednesday).

This will be my 4th visit, but my first time solo. Long time member of the lifestyle, but for this trip I’m not necessarily looking for naughty fun. I just want to go hang out on the beach, paddle board, have a cocktail, get a tan on my dong, and forget about the real world for a few days.

So, if you’re at the zoo during those days and you see a heavily tattooed man wearing lederhosen at the bar on Sunday night, come up and say “Hallo” and join me in some Oktoberfest songs (bonus points if you are German and can help me work on my pronunciations).

The rest of the week you’ll find me on the nude beach, maybe in the nude pool, with a book in one hand and a cocktail in the other.