Silly, stupid, and a bit embrassing post incoming.

My wife and I went to hedo last August, having done nothing like this in the past. It was incredibly eye-opening and freeing. The highlight was the fetish night, which was the only theme night we participated in with some simple but sexy lingerie. We were quite impressed with others’ costumes from each of the nights; clearly very creative people spend a lot of prior thought and energy into creating costumes. It felt like an erotic comiccon/cosplay experience that made the whole trip so much more fun. Anyway, we are going back again this August and want to try to step up our costumes.

This sounds so stupid putting it into words, but… I had a funny idea for casino night but am having trouble thinking through how to make it happen. I’m a creative idea person but not an arts and crafts master. Perhaps this has been done in the past but if not, please don’t steal the idea. I’d like to dress up as a slot machine. The top, maybe just a t-shirt, could be a triple-7 slot image with maybe a “first pull free” sign. Then, for the arm, I imagine some sort of silver extension on my penis with a big red ball at the top. So I wouldn’t have to maintain an erection all night to hold the contraption up, I might have a piece of clear plastic tubing connected and hooked behind my waist so it would stay upright but could still be pulled down.

This sounds fun and somewhat hilarious in my head but might not be pragmatic without some practical know-how. Anyone here good with their hands (from an artistic sense) that could give me some ideas, suggestions, materials, engineering instructions, etc. to pull this off? Bonus if I could figure out a way, upon the lever being pulled, for a bag of coins to drop and hang between my legs or a few coins to seemingly fall out the backside.

Thanks.