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The year is 2015, Wrestlemania 31 has just taken place, the show is the exact same as it happens irl.
RAW AFTER WRESTLEMANIA
It's the Main Event; it's Randy Orton, Roman Reigns & The Ryback Vs. The Big Show, Kane & Seth Rollins. Triple HHH and Stephanie are ringside constantly cheering on their minions and shouting abuse at their opponents.
The Ryback jumps out the ring to square up to HHH demanding he backs off or he will be fed to The Ryback. Stephanie distracts the referee and HHH kicks The Ryback and puts him into the Pedigree but before he can hit it...
IF YOU SMELL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKING
HHH looks flabbergasted, the crowd is going batshit insane.
The Rock walks out onto the stage, sunglasses on, one of his eyebrows just about touching the ceiling of the arena. He runs down the ramp, straight up to HHH and stares through him. Big Show & Kane are so befuddled that they are taken out by a Spear from Reigns and a RKO from Orton. Rollins at this point has fled the crime scene.
Reigns pins Kane and while the ref counts HHH & The Rock just stare at each other. The Rock picks up a mic.
Rock: "Maybe I didn't make myself clear last night to you, when I whooped your wrinkly, dumpy ass cheeks. The Rock ain't gonna stand by this no longer, The Rock is gonna have to come back........ HOME."
*The crowd goes apeshit as Raw goes off the air."
EXTREME RULES PPV
Since his return to Raw, The Rock has been mostly interacting with the newer age Superstars and keeping the peace but one man still holds a grudge and something to prove. The Ryback is angered by the fact he could have originally faced The Rock in 2013 at Wrestlemania and therefore feels he has the first spot in line.
The Ryback: "Feed Me More" "Feed Me More"
The Rock: "How about the Rock feeds you this boot from the Brahma Bull?"
The Rock defeats The Ryback in his return match. The Ryback is upset as he was quite hungry. Suddenly, HHH comes out after the match and starts clapping on the ramp. The Rocks eyebrow triples in size.
The Rock: "Boy you better stop clapping before I start clapping those cheeks."
At that moment, Kane & The Big Show appear and start beating down the Rock. Pummelling the shit out of him, but they are put to a stop by.... The Ryback!?! The Ryback fends off the attackers and helps The Rock to his feet.
The Rock: "The Rock thanks you."
The Ryback: "Feed me more."
THE FOLLOWING RAW
The Rock & The Ryback are in a tag team match against Kane & The Big Show, the match goes a brief 5 minutes before The Ryback devours Kane for the win.
After the match, Stephanie comes out with HHH, Mic in hand.
Stephanie: "You're just a loser Dwanye, you could never draw a dime in this business!"
HHH: "In fact, Dwayne, I think your a bit of an incel and not up to match my superior intellect. Do you watch Rick & Morty, Dwanye? I hardly think so.
So here's what I'm proposing, if you can find a woman to tag with you, we'll take you on. And if we win, you're out of WWE again!"
The Rock: "The Rock accepts."
The Ryback: "Feed me more?"
The Rock: "No, I'm sorry my friend. I have to find a woman."
The Ryback: "Feed me more...."
SUMMERSLAM
It's the big match Stephanie & HHH Vs. The Rock & a mystery partner. The Rock comes out and stares down HHH & Stephanie, looking defeated.
The Rock: "John Cena, Daniel Bryan & Dolph Ziggler are fucking every single woman backstage and it turns out you were right. I am an incel, you're a chad hunter."
At that moment the Rybacks music plays, he comes out with long hair and lipstick on.
The Rebecca: "Feed me more!"
The Rock: "What's that? You got a sex change and now go by The Rebecca?"
The Rebecca: "Feed Me More!!"
The Rock: "The Rock thanks you."
The Rock & The Rebecca team up and take on HHH & Stephanie, into which Stephanie is devoured by the Rebecca for the win. The Rock gets to stay in the WWE! HHH is now not a chad as his wife was eaten by the Rebecca!
The End.
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