As you all know, for the last eight months, the Albert St. Prowler has been terrorizing the entire neighborhood taking mostly food items, cutlery, and metal bowls from at least 37 households. The police were useless of course.

Well I decided to strike back and the results are mind blowing.

I charted all the homes that were robbed since the first known case on February 12th of last year. At first there was no obvious pattern. But as time went on and more homes were broken into, I noticed that the victims were in a rough circular shape. I was able to narrow down a short list of potential next victims.

I parked my Ice Cream Truck outside each home for two nights consecutively. It took six weeks but I finally caught the burglar in the act on camera as they exited Martha Wilkinson's home. He was carrying a large sack that contained what appeared to be an entire frozen ham and two quarts of ice cream.

Once I had him on camera, I then accessed the public security cameras from Studly's Tavern, City Hall, and The Last Resort Motel. The thief passed all of them by one after the other. Finally he turned into the Zoo! I thought surely Ed McHoopany is not THAT hard up that he needs to steal. But it wasn't Ed. I saw Ed on camera coming out of The Dance Pole Party Bar right before the thief was seen on camera going into the Zoo.

So then I had to hack into the Zoo's private servers to see their security systems. The perp walked straight into the Primate House!

The entire upshot of this is that the Albert St. Prowler is none other than Bobo the Silverback Gorilla!!