If tomorrow your youngins come home with *real* corn instead of the candy variety do not blame me!!

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My wife Trisha is being a real witch for Halloween (just like she is every other day of the year!) and is not allowing us to hand out candy! She went on a whole rant about “artificial flavors” and “cavities”. I blame the new neighbor Jessie and her weird hippie Californian ways! Her crazy ideas have spread to Trisha like wildfire! She had me waste an hour in town looking for something called a “Ahza-Yee bowl”? I’ve never even heard of whatever type of wood that is...But I digress. Anyway, my porch light will be on and decorations will be up but PLEASE warn your children! Stay away from the corn house at all costs!!

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