In need of some delicious food and urgent money laundering spiritual cleansing? Look no further!

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Get ready for a completely new experience involving culinary delights and cleanliness. At my newest business The Knish Life, you will find all your needs satisfied. Are you a foodie? Perhaps you just enjoy home cooked delicatessen? No matter, everyone is welcome at my shop, where we serve all things knish, featuring knish cakes, knish salad, knish stew, knish sushi and of course, knishes!

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Come enjoy this spiritually cleansing experience and if you need to launder some money talk to me just say your name is Karen and ask to speak to the manager, the shopkeep will give you a burner phone and we'll arrange the fees.

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Grand opening is today, conveniently located on the North side of Main Street, just next to the Southwest University campus!