I want you to take a moment and think about why you are scrolling on Reddit. Are your wants and needs being fulfilled in your relstionship? Do you need some more excitement? Do you want to have some fun but not feel guilty or dirty about it?

Imagine arriving to a dimly lit room that has been transformed into a relaxing and calming oasis filled with soft nature sounds and essential oils smells. Upon entry you are escorted to a wash area with scented candles and fresh towels. You are asked to shower and then proceed into the massage room.

Once in the room you select your essential oil flavor and choose between a massage oil or lotion. You are then given some privacy to disrobe and lay face down under the massage sheet. A therapeutic Swedish style full body massage is performed while touching all uncovered areas of your body. Hot stones, ice sensations, blindfold, and vibrating magic wands are available options throughout your session. At the end, you will leave full relaxed, rejuvenated, and extremely happy.

Does the idea of this kind of massage intrigue you? Is this something you’ve always wanted to try?

For a limited time I am offering this type of massage (free of charge). This is all about you! No sex and nothing requested or expected in return. I remain fully clothed at all times. This is an opportunity to explore a therapeutic and sensual touch without worry or regret. Discretion is absolutely expected. I have many years of massage experience and would love to be your muse. I guarantee the today after your session you will feel like a new woman.

I am only looking for women that are in shape and live an active lifestyle. This includes gym addicts, neglected wives and mothers, or women that are looking for something new and exciting.

I will only be taking a total of 20 appointments over the next few months so don’t wait to schedule. I’m looking for a small handful of repeat clients that would like a massage every month or two.

Serious inquiries only. Women only (no men). Incall or outcall available. Must be willing to photo verify prior to meeting. Please be patient as I have a professional career and a private life. I offer these free sessions when I have some free time. Please don’t be offended if I do not select you. I am very picky on who I decide to see. All questions are welcome!

If you have previously reached out to me on my post a few weeks ago then you are already confirmed and part of the “20 person” limit and I will be reaching out to you soon.

-Joe