Throw away account cause like wtf I have a life to get back to right?

So been watching this sub doing my research getting comfy with the idea. On a rainy day I finally did it. I figured it’s raining less likely to be people around so I’d feel more comfortable.

Before I leave I go over the money I have and am sure to put different amounts in different pockets. If I’m being honest it was pretty obvious this place was A place. The google reviews basically mentioned the tips for service. I drive over and park in the back, that way I could walk a little distance. As I walk in I’m greeted by a very pretty (I want to say mid-late 30’s) woman. So at this point I’m already feeling good about this because I was genuinely worried I was going to run into straight up mamasan. So basically it’s all uphill from here.

She brings me into the first room and asks how long I say 30 mins(the options are 30 or 60mins(let me know if you think if I asked for the 60mins I would have gotten more)) at this point I’m just following the script as she’s asking me if I’ve been there before I said yes. Started getting nervous because she kept asking me how many times I’ve been there which I wasn’t expecting but I said this was my second time and said how much of a good time I had that time.

I pay for the 30 minutes($40) then she leaves me and comes back WAY too fast and walks in right to me pulling down my underwear. Now this part is just for the story but I’m also a National athlete and I’m currently training for a series of competitions so I’m fucking shredded right now. I don’t think was attracted to it at all either she looked disgusted lol. But here I am buck naked trying to scramble onto this table. I didn’t put the towel on myself and this is where I thought it wasn’t happening. Every story I heard on here mentioned a small towel. So tell me why she pulled out some ridiculous ass like beach towel that covered my ENTIRE body. So since she covered me I was just like aight Mission failed we’ll get ‘em next time. Besides I recognize that’s a possibility and I still at least get a massage.

Now this woman gave me a fucking fantastic massage like actually. Was it something that’s going to solve all my back problems from the sport ,no. But it did help to loosen me up. So there I am content with my massage not even expecting the HE when I get the tap. To flip over, when I tell you my mind went hazy I mean it. I pay my little extra tip for the HE and she gets to work and it took me a long ass time to pop. To the point she started sweating and saying she was tired and I felt bad because I know I’m like that normally sex is a marathon for me. So I foolishly but reasonably offered another $20 and after another long while I finally got my pop. All in all it was a pretty good experience. I wouldn’t mind seeing how far I can take this if I become a regular. Thank you for coming to my TED TALK.