I've been searching for a LMP for a little while now since I've heard of there existence. In NJ so Latina population is pretty high and should locate 1 in NJ.

Went to a random location recently in a plaza that had signs saying Truck parking in Rear and cameras at 2 doors. I rang the bell and waited but no response, rang 2 more times, nothing maybe they got shut down. I walk up the plaza to a Brazilian wax place to try my hand there, ( shrugs I was horny) I find the number to the Massage parlour and call n it rang out to VM. I'm not gonna get what I'm looking for today. I'm about to walk to the pizzaria and decide to call again, that's when I hear it a Spanish accent answers and I ask for 30min massage, she says "yes when" right now I'm walking over.

She buzzes me in and the place is setup like a health spa/Dr office a receptionist is standing at the glass and as I walk closer I see DD melons barley being held up in a skinny black tank, beautiful Colombian face, big red lips, as I get closer to discuss house fee I can see her booty from the front you can tell she's had her body done but she's thick as Fuck, short Latina Bimbo. She asks if I've been here b4 I lie and say yes she says $50 for 30mins and I pass the cash thru the glass. She buzzes me into the 2nd door. The hallway is lit and I can see 3 women moving between rooms all are different sizes but all 8s and up. How did I stumbled on such a gem.

We walk in the room and it has a tiled floors n walls, massage bed, jacuzzi tub and shower, shit it looks like they threw a massage table in a large bathroom. She's asks if I want to shower I say yes n she leaves, I get in my birthday suit and stand near the shower and the mirror waiting for her to return because I want her to shower w/ me. She asks if I'm ready when she comes back and I tell her I want her to turn the water on for me, the language barrier has her asking if I want her to shower too and I say yes. She wraps her hair up in a towel undresses and I see her DD Titties spill over they are 100% natural I start to feel them and begin to get hard then she takes her thong off and checks the temp of the water I walk up behind her and grab 2 handfuls and let my big dick move between her butt cheeks, her ass is huge, she's got a top shelf for storage and bottom cut. She didn't like my dick placement and walks forward a bit probably afraid since no condom yet. We shower she barely washes me. And out to the table where she asks me, " you want everything?" Now I've only done 1 HE b4 and it was HJ (see previous post) and by this moment I was extremely horny so I asked how much? This is where things went south, She replied $200 which I knew I didn't have so I begin to negotiate, I had just gotta a hair cut and thought I had $160 left on me and tried to negotiate that for FS, not happening she said $180 BJ. I went to check for any reserved and found $2 whomp whomp counted my money and I had $127 so I asked for BJ for $120, No she still needs to pay the house. Now she's begining to look annoyed and I still want a good experience. She says "u just want a massage cause I can give you massage" and goes to grab her clothes. I say no, no just a handjob then $60 and she came back with what sounded like $115 I handed her $70 and she said no you keep playing $115. I should have let more blood flow go to my head between my ears but I don't. And go back to my wallet to count out her money. She grabs the oil and starts massaging me and on the flip begins stroking me and maybe it's buyer remorse but I'm not as hard as I once was. I ask to suck on her huge tits and play with her ass and get back into fighting form. I ask her to climb up and she complained saying u only have less than 10 mins. So I continue sucking her nips and rubbing her booty. She stroked me in a downward motion pulling my nut out between my legs just below my ass. She didn't have towel to clean off the oil and I thanked her and began to get dressed feeling much better. Total Cost $165 I will go back with adequate funds and run the menu. Only plan 2 once every few months so this may take a while.

TL;DR - Found my dream LMP shopped with my eyes, paid out the ass for a HJ, lousy massage and no care.