Okay, so I'm 26yo average build male. Clean and well kempt. I live in the Missouri Bible belt.

So far I've went to 3 different AMPs, but only one offered HE or FS.

The first one I went to had a nice looking masseuse probably in her early 30s and she gave an awesome massage and was very thorough and oiled me up really nicely. She basically touched on everything but my dick. Overall it was really enjoyable, but I would have enjoyed a HE. The reviews I've seen online pretty well seam like the most I'll get there is self service while they service you.

The second one I went to was based off of rubmaps and it was pretty well a guaranteed deal. (Locked door, door bell, blacked out windows, security camera, open really late) They didn't really even try to hide what they were doing there. I got a woman that was probably in her 50s and wasn't that attractive and didn't give the greatest back rub. She offered a HJ, and it felt good, but she definitely rushed me and tried to get me out the door as fast as possible.

The third one was was a women in her 40s and she kept it professional and avoided my dick completely, even when I gave all the indicators that I was game!

It seems like most of the AMPs here aren't really offering extras besides one. There was a big raid here like 2 years ago, and while there weren't any charges or convictions, I think it scared a lot of the parlors. There are another 4 or so AMPs in my area, do you guys think it's likely I'd find any luck for a HE at them?

Also, have you guys had luck with places that don't have any reviews online at all? Or that people have reported as non-erotic?