For any locals or visitors to Australia (when Covid crap is over) wondering if a massage parlour will give you a Happy Ending or not, here is, to date, my sure fire, 100% accurate way of identifying if it is or not:

Prominently visible, usually in the window, will be a flashing, colourful LED sign that simply flashes “OPEN”

That’s it. If you see that, I have been able, EVERY TIME, to quietly ask the girl, after we are in the room alone, if she gives a hand job (usually accompanied by the hand motion) which usually costs $20 extra. And if you want her naked as well while performing that task, a total of $50 extra.

So if you ever see that flashing LED “OPEN” sign, you can almost guarantee you can have a good time. Can’t promise an actually good massage, though. 😂