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Today was kind of funny.
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Quick back story: my favorite amp is about half legit, many women get services there and Iā€™ve taken my olā€™ lady for a coupleā€™s massage. Today me and the family had lunch with a single friend of mine. He asked me if the place I went to get massages was open on Sunday. I was about halfway caught off guard and told him yes. He asked questions like ā€œis it cleanā€ ā€œhow much is itā€ ā€œdo you need an appointmentā€ and my ol lady chimed in about how it wasnā€™t her favorite but sheā€™s been and itā€™s not weird and they donā€™t give happy endings, or I would have told her by now. Him and my wife are good friends and I really didnā€™t want him getting tugged and telling her. Well, me and him ended up going together and I halfway wanted a couples massage to punish him for horning in on my gig. Anyway, I have a mt Iā€™ve never had before and she was probably best Iā€™ve ever had, she did a good HE but was too proud of it if you know what I mean. I finish before him and wait in the lobby, and sat in the foot massage chair. He came out about 20 minutes later and the FIRST thing he said when we walked out side was ā€œdude she was knuckle deep up my ass before I got her stoppedā€ he said he didnā€™t get a happy ending. Ended up being a good time and if we go again Iā€™m going to let him in on the secret. Yā€™all have fun and stay safe

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