So far I've gone to probably several different AMPs varying 4 different states.

I've seen many people on this subreddit curious about how to find a location and where to spot a good one.

Here are a couple things to avoid:

1. If there are pictures on Google of the place and they uses curtains to divide the rooms and not doors. Avoid them.

2. Any place that has Google Reviews from normal people. Like if they are receiving Google reviews from some Karen complaining the massage was horrible or something, avoid it.

3. If the women are wearing pants and a shirt with sneakers or closed toe shoes. Probably not gonna get service.

Things to look for:

1. Places that the windows are completely blacked out.

2. Places with really late hours, like going past 7pm. If it's open later then that's a better sign.

3. If they have a locked door and use a doorbell! You hit the jackpot and are probably about to get some wicked crazy service!

4. Google reviews, if they have reviews that are like broken English five star reviews or from nothing but anonymous accounts that appear to be men only. Worth checking out.

5. If the ladies working when you come in are wearing a "big shirt" or essentially a one piece and have flip flops or sandals on. You're getting warmer.

What to do and best ways to improve your chances of getting service:

1. Do not wear unnecessary clothing. Wear some shorts and shirt and sandals. Like your going swimming.

2. Do not have anything in your pockets, leave your cellphone, wallet, and etc in the car and bring your car keys and cash only.

3. When you walk through the door, and are greeted. Simply show them the cash you have. It shows you mean business. Also I recommend using nothing but 20s. Bring $300 if you are aiming to get full service.

4. Be showered before you show! My gals I regularly see, have told me that they turn away guys because they stink. Wash your fucking foreskin and put some cologne on.

5. Shave your pubes, you'll get a better blowjob.

6. Always use condoms, if you are raw dogging you're an idiot. Also if the gal says she'll charge more for bareback I'd avoid her and that location. HIV/AIDS is a serious issue that exist to this day.

7. Get tested, there are places in your city or even health department that does free STD testing.

RULE NUMBER 1 and the most important rule!

Always be respectful to the ladies, don't ever do anything until she is ready or willing. You may be paying her for a service but forcing yourself on her just because you have her $200 isn't going to get you better service, it actually will hurt your chances in the future and they won't open the door for you.

Also some of these gals work these places to pay off debts and help their family, be nice and kind to them.

Anyway, what are some of y'all's favorite do's and don'ts of the AMP world?