I've gotten a lot of messages since my last thread that I posted about starting out in this hobby. I've been asked a lot of the same questions over and over again, so here we are.

1) Stop asking people where you should go specifically. We have no idea if you're LEO and I'm not gonna be the reason that a legit awesome place gets shut down because I blabbed.

2) When you get on the table and you're wearing any bit of clothing like your underwear, that's a 100% guaranteed sign that you don't want any love and they'll give you a legit massage and avoid any lovin.

3) Specifically asking a provider to give you a handjob whether you ask verbally or if you do the motion is a fast way to get you arrested for soliciting sex, or told no. Things you can do to hint towards wanting some extra actions are but not limited to: - Getting on the table naked and not covering yourself, or using the towel to scantily cover your ass. - When they're massage your lower back and venture to your ass cheeks, raise your butt and show them that you're enjoying that. If you don't enjoy getting your ass massaged you're in the wrong fucking hobby.
- When the provider is massaging your thighs / legs, they're most likely going to massage left to right. Let your legs be jello and pay attention to if they're purposely pushing your legs apart.
- If / when they start exploring, any hesitation on your end will most likely cut your opportunity short. They don't know if you're there for a legit massage or for that kind of massage so it's very much a song and dance with each other.
- Don't moan at any volume above a whisper because A) you're not having sex and B) if there's another dude in parlor and he hears you moan, that's sometimes a boner killer, and who knows, they may be a cop as well.
- Let her lead. She's in charge having you naked in front of her. Don't you forget that.

4) If you don't know what RM stands for, go figure it out for yourself like the rest of us have had to. You have google, you can google erotic massages and you'll be exposed to a whole new world (just make sure that safe search is turned off)

5) If you can't afford losing the house fee tip because of your financial situation, don't start down this hobby. There will be times that you'll pay X and it'll be the worse service of your life and you're now out that money and there's nothing you can do about it.
1. This hobby definitely requires some level of deeper pockets. It's not cheap especially if you really dive into it.

6) Wash. Your. Ass. And. Balls. I cannot stress this enough. Shave your ass too. You have someone trying to give you some boom boom time, do you really want a spec of poo to get in the way of that?

7) I'm like 99% certain providers talk to each other. Don't give yourself a bad reputation.

8) They're human too. Don't be a dick.

9) The shame will eventually go away / you'll get used to it. It's just like masturbating, the first few times you feel incredibly guilty, but eventually you either get used to it, or it goes away / you learn to ignore it.

10) There are plenty of "signs" that will give you an idea if you're gonna get lucky or not. Am I gonna tell you those signs? Nope because I don't know if you're a cop. You'll learn as you go.

I once went to the same place over and over and over again and was convinced that if I went enough times I'd get lucky. After about 10 visits ($$$$) I gave up. A buddy goes in the following day for the first time, gets lucky.

Everyone will have a different experience so go out and explore for yourself.

Seriously, wash your fucking ass.