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IndividualAnswer2132 is a male age 34 looking for a female in Halifax, NS, Canada
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40%
Account Age
1 year
Verified Email
Yes
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Total Karma
22
Link Karma
8
Comment Karma
14
Profile updated: 5 days ago
Posts updated: 1 month ago

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Post Details

They Are
a male
Age
34
Looking For
a female
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Posted
1 year ago