Imagine this.

You see this ad, and message me. We hit it off. Conversation is flowing, we are making jokes and laughing. Talk gets a little spicy and you both seem like you're looking for the same thing. Pics are exchanged you think, 7/10, not bad. He listens, he cares and is genuine. He's respectful of boundaries. He promises you a great, relaxing evening that starts off possibly at a coffee shop and segues into a back massage at one of your places... You get there there and there are rose petals strewn haphazardly down the hallway leading straight to the bed room. The only light is coming from a dozen lit candles, their flames wavering in the dark. As your purse hits the ground and you lock the door behind you, you both fumble to remove your jackets with all due haste. Those hit the ground too and before you know it your hands are cupping his face and your lips meet with intensity.

Music starts playing in the background. "He's a pretty good kisser!" you think. You hear the faint clinking of metal touching metal. You decide to pause the smooching to investigate but as you try to pull your mouth away from his you feel your nostril explode with a searing pain.. you try to pull away again and another wave of pain makes you go weak at the knees. This time you hear him yelp too and notice his face is still incredibly close to yours. You break out in a cold sweat when you realize that in the heat of the moment, your nose rings got caught and now your faces are locked at the nostrils. You both fumble at the nose rings, clumsily trying to unlatch yourselves but without success. The sexual energy has completely evaporated leaving behind desperate grunts and muffled whimpers. You wonder, "Holy shit... who the fuck will even be up at this time that I can call?? My best friend?? MY neighbour?? My *parents*?"

Well here's the good news: I don't have a nose ring so that's one less thing you have to worry about if you DM me! Just looking for a fun, interesting human to talk to and get naked with if we vibe!