In his Sixth Year, Harry keeps having awesome dreams of hooking up with the most beautiful woman imaginable.

As most teens do, he brags about it to his friends.

Lately, however, he keeps seeing strangers/new people around Hogsmeade that have taken an interest in him: Watching him, waving to him, being friendly with him as though they were close friend or family, et cetera.

When he tries to hit on this really attractive young women, she reacts with utter horror and disgust, which deflates his ego a bit.

All of them, however, disturbingly have green eyes..

After weeks of growing paranoia and as more appear in the Wizarding World, taking jobs and such, one of them, a cute "young girl", drops the bombshell one day to solve the mystery: They're all his kids.

Yeah, that woman in his dreams he keeps hooking up with? That's Aphrodite, who's falling in love with him after what should have been an ordinary, casual dream-fling that all deities do now.

Every time they knock boots in dreams? She ends up giving birth to a new god or goddess the morning after, but because they run on Percy Jackson type rules of divine pregnancy and because he's a loophole (due to the Killing Curse and his mother's love), they're born fully developed and matured as full deities/people and not demigods of a type.

Congratulations, Harry! Yer a father and you have a yandere goddess being all loco over you.

Harry looked at the attractive young witch with clear interest. "You're not one of my daughters, are you?"

The witch gave him a befuddled and offended look. "How young do you think I look?"

Before he could answer, the waitress, a pretty-looking girl of around twenty he guessed, arrived to take their order. "Good morning, my name is Rose, and I'll be your waitress this evening." She looked up from her notepad: Green eyes met green eyes. "Oh, hi Daddy!"

His date stared at him in utter disbelief and confusion.