Hagrid is upset with how Snape treats the children he teaches, especially Harry. So he has a genuis idea, Snape clearly needs to just get laid. And who better than himself!

In this prompt not only does Hagrid successfully seduce Snape it does fix his behavior. The question I ask you is how. Only rules is no love potions/drugging of any kind. Only Hagrids natural sex appeal allowed.

Which BTW for those thinking this is (entirely) a joke, let's be clear, Hagrid could get it. As a woman, lemme say a big guy who works with animals, good with kids and is extremely loyal is attractive. But how would he attract Snape specifically. I mean other than his giant d....