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It’s my birthday too yeah
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Wife: I don’t know what to get you for your birthday.

Me: I know what you could give me. It wouldn’t cost you a penny and would probably only take about 5-10 minutes of your time (wink wink).

I just received a delivery of flowers at the office. Not to sound ungrateful, but ladies, if you’re weighing your options between flowers or a BJ, always go with the blow job. Trust me.

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