Even Taimi doesn't know how Omadd's Machine works. Wow, never thought I'd ever hear her say that she doesn't know something.

"Lazarus'" real name sounds like "Butter Czar."

Phlunt likes to phight.

Phlunt's password is... "Password." Man, these Asuras are real 1337.

Taimi totally walked into that one.

Dragon's Watch gets a new member only for said member go into indefinite leave-of-absence five minutes after joining.

Yes, Draconis Mons looks like Pandora. We get it ; stop saying it in Map chat every five minutes.

The water is lava.

Pocket Raptors -- the cockroaches of Tyria.

White-blue Smokescales. Sounds like a unicorn-friend color scheme, I know.

New Mastery skill involving vines. I feel like I'm part of some friendly neighborhood though I've read enough titillating texts to see where this may be going.

The apex is really an apex-in-the-arse to get to.

Is that... OHMIGOSH IT'S M.O.X.! It's a reunion of the 250-year old people!

• Dragon's Watch and/or the The Pact may have recruited a 250-year old golem into its roster. Nostalgic feelings ensue.

Taimi thinks I'm having heat-stroke because she can't see my magical ghost friends. Hey, I don't condescend you about Spencer.

Druids, when not killed in raids/PvP/WvW, can live for a long time and eventually transform into trees.

The lava is lava.

Killing more dragons = more loose magic = Tyria go boom. Not killing dragons = people go boom.

Regarding loose/unbound magic -- you can see how it's a problem for Tyria and how much of it is out ; Draconis Mons literally shows you this ; it has so much unbound magic being near a hotspot for it. Good one Anet!

"Butter Czar" seems to have had some problem with the other gods but seems to still be on good terms with Lyssa. I will not be surprised if these two deities have an offspring whose name may be like "Butter Cssar" and is the new human deity of steam.

Whatever happened with the human deities, it's probably Kormir's fault. Again.

• Which is why we are going north(west)(actually south for us now), to Vabbi!

"Butter Czar's" secret puppy recipe's secret ingredient is magic. Literally magic.

Primordus has a cute snout.

Dragon's Watch is the first guild to ever defeat a deity and dragon(indirectly) in combat. Not bad for a guild with only 1.5 people currently active.

Primordus has a really cute snout.

Why would "Butter Czar" do all of these? Nobody knows(yet).

Either Jormag goes crazy with the loose magic or it goes dormant and we go get busy with Kralks, we'll see.

Dragon's Watch is a lampshading because we start to literally just watch dragons/keep dragons in check instead of hurting them.

How will the Commander ever explain to everyone in Tyria that dragons should not be killed?

• Time to ask ourselves : "What would Trahearne do?"
• "A word, Commander? I need your help explaining to all of Tyria that dragons must be kept in check and not killed."
• So it's still up to the Commander to explain things.
• Trahearne is no help at all.
• Typical Trahearne.

Does the loose magic tie-in with the human deities and the Mist/Bloodstone acting as a vacuum?

Finally, Taimi gets a nap for all her hard work and I should too since my sleeping medications are kicking in.