ELDRITCH BIOHACKING- Fuse a shield onto your light-armored Charr's arm (instructions inside)!

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Hello again/r/guildwars2,

You may remember me as the guy who wrote the Covenant raid manager backend and developed the amazingly fun to play iPad Revenant.

I come to you today with an exciting new development in the world of Ley-Line Biohacking. After many hours of extensive research, I have discovered how YOU, yes YOU, can replace your Charr's boring old arm with a SYMBIOTIC LEY-CYBERNETIC SHIELD-ARM PARASITE.

Here's how:

Get on any Charr that wears light armor. CHARR MESMER MASTER RACE, THIS MEANS YOU.
Equip any piece of Flame Legion armor.
Equip a shield.
You have now been assimilated by your shield.
STOP RESISTING.

And there you have it, folks.

Love,

-Dave

P.S. Anet pls

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