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Grundeswald States Department Update 05/08/14
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Shit's gone down and states have been made all over the place.

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  • Awesomemanor y Negros, Autonomous Province of

Capital: Awesomemanor
Governor: Gwokymarla

Awesomemanor has long been an abandoned corner of Volkstaat built by Greenkitten's brother Gwokymarla and his Guatemalan friend. It had constantly been a target for ne'erdowells both foreign and domestic, and was condemned months ago. Recently, however, Gwokymarla and dingoman have returned with a new plan for their Cobblestone castle, and it includes the annexation of the farming village of Negros. The old castle will be retained for historical purposes and a new manor will be constructed in what was once eastern Helfontein. Small tracts of land in Volkstaat and Helfontein have been ceded to Awesomemanor and Gwokymarla was made its ruler.

  • Bembezi Territory

Capital: n/a
Governor: n/a

Bembezi hasn't had an official name until yesterday when kovio pulled it out of his ass. It houses the 0-axis road (Nullstraße) and a bunch of very strange dirt silos. This will never be a state. It probably shouldn't even be a territory.

  • Boston, State of

Capital: Boston
President: olaf_underhaven

We annexed Boston awhile back but we've only made it official recently by actually asking the people there if they wanted to be part of Grundeswald. They totally did and here we are today. What's the name of the leader of the town? I have no idea. I KNOW NOW! Boston strong.

  • Bulawayo Territory

Capital: North Salisbury
Governor: Mazznoff

Bulawayo has been successfully trianon'd like 5 times to make up new states and territories and autonomous provinces. The Scungeli service industry empire has begun exploited Bulawayo for her resources and the farms that have been there for awhile have expanded. Keep doing what you're doing, Mazznoff.

  • Drakensberg Territory

Capital: Torp
Governor: n/a

We've basically won our dispute here because no one else has been around to stop us. Drakensberg really ought to be united with Tengri. Who wants to build here? I don't.

  • Fortytwo, State of

Capital: 42
Lord Proprietor: Kaiwren

The annexation of 42 was a brilliant moment in Grundeswegian diplomacy. We promised to maintain it in return for complete control of the territory. A good place for international trade. Its skyscrapers are an outlet for the various businesses under the wing of GrundesCorp. This is where we send everyone we want to be citizens but don't want to live in New Salisbury. Like nazis for example. The nazis are dead so it's about time we found some more undesirables to live in the empty skyscrapers.

  • Gensokyo, Autonomous Province of

Capital: n/a
Governor: Screenname

Kovio went on a binge invite spree of every weeaboo he could find. Someone from New Detroit near Mt Augusta has come to live here and will build a touhou style village in a forest. I hope it looks cool. It better look cool.

  • Gundagai Territory

Capital: n/a
Governor: Greenkitten

Green is transforming this steppe into an Australian outback-themed cosy village with home among the gum trees, with lots of plum trees, a sheep or two a kangaroo, a clothesline out the back, verandah out the front, and an old rocking chair. I wish you the best of luck.

  • Helfontein Territory

Capital: Helfontein
Ministerpräsident: Metal

Helfontein was initially divided between Gundagai and Xia. After Xia was made a protectorate of Grundeswald, areas from it were ceded to Gundagai and after that, the area of Gundagai past the river became Helfontein. Currently, Helfontein is under direct control of GrundesCorp but I hope to see it become a bustling state. It is currently the main source of our economic growth and as such its Governor must be willing to sacrifice natural beauty for the benefit of the entire Kingdom. Strawberry fields was located here and destroyed by confused American neo-Nazis.

  • Istanbul Protectorate

Capital: Istanbul
Khanum: kovio

I'm not yet ready to declare Istanbul to be a state or a territory. We have not surveyed it in months and to my understanding the capital city has been co-opted by Communists who have renamed it Constantinople. Regardless, it is the sacred homeland of the Katars and as such it is our duty, as well as the King's will, to integrate it into our glorious Empire.

  • Naphtali Territory

Capital: Chorazim
Governor: TheSolarAnus

Solar established a Levantine themed town on an island in the far North, cementing our claim to the entire swamp. It currently has a few houses and I have no doubt that in the future when Solar isn't busy doing whatever it is he does it'll be built up and look all pretty.

  • New Detroit, State of

Capital: New Detroit
Governor: Screenname

This is located near the unorganised territory of Grundeswegian Gardizona and the Istanbul protectorate. Kovio managed to annex the city in exchange for sexual favours. Formerly one of the many city-states in the Augusta region, New Detroit finds itself being the most recent State of the Empire. Its governor will split his time between New Detroit and Gensokyo.

  • Sceilig Mhor Monastery

Capital: Sceilig Mhor
Abbot: Alban

It was recently brought to my attention that this island actually exists. Abbot Alban asked if he could make an Orthodox Celtic Monastery there and I said go for it. We'll see if he actually builds anything.

  • Sunder, Autonomous Commune in Free Association

Capital: Sunder
Governor: TBA

Description TBA. I have no idea if they'll agree to our terms. They probably shouldn't be on the map yet even.

  • Tengri Mountains Territory

Capital: Shlomont (provisional)
Governor: N/A (apply in-thread)

Our iron fountain. The quarry of the Kingdom. The natural shield of the Empire. This particular mountain range is under our total control and is not disputed with the LSIF. It was originally part of the Volkstaat, which went all the way to Torp. The main region of Volkstaat was however made its own state, which oddly enough contains the eponymous Tengri mountain. This territory was only mapped in its entirety recently and the village of Shlomont was discovered to be full of native Yevs.

  • Vrystaat, State of

Capital: Salisbury
Governor: N/A (apply in-thread)

Our second home and the topic of many songs. A rail must be built connecting the two Salisburies. The Governor will be responsible for its completion and the construction of his residence.

  • Volkstaat, State of

Capital: New Salisbury
Governor: kovio

The beating heart of the Empire and both the figurative and literal centre of all things Grundeswegian. It can be considered the only Federally-owned state as the CEO of GrundesCorp is also the Governor of Volkstaat. The LSIF has been nosing around at Camp Katar and New Salisbury needs a serious city planner. Not much else to say about Volkstaat.

  • Xia Protectorate

Capital: Xiamen
Prime Minister: Greenkitten

Xia has been a vassal of Grundeswald since its creation. Founded by Aytian refugees and funded by GrundesCorp donations, when its Emperor abdicated with no successor, Greenkitten was declared Emperor. I do not feel comfortable declaring this to be a state or territory of Grundeswald outright until its Emperor has a clear and concise plan for development.

If you are interested in becoming a Governor, say so in this thread. Be sure to say which state/territory you wish to oversee. Your rule in that region will be absolute and not subject to the wishes of GrundesCorp.

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