My wife and I were in Walg***ns waiting for them to fill a prescription. Since it wasngoing to take twenty or so minutes we were looking around. This elderly couple was in there and the woman who must have been in her 80s (I'm in my fifties) patted me on my ass and smiled at me. I looked over at her elderly husband and he had no clue his wife did that. I was sure my wife saw it but didn't say anything so I kept quit. On the way home I ssked her if she saw what happened since she is normally pretty jelous of other women. She laughed and said she saw it but didn't figure she had anything to worry about.

*edited to remove the brandname of a major chain drugstore.