This is long but I swear it’s worth it 🥺. Cause I really think fate is literally against me but also like my best friend girls.. there was a street fair near my house, and I never really go to events so I thought it would be nice to get out of my porn den for a bit heh

Anyway me and my bestie and two of her friends were wandering around and whatnot, there was mostly just a ton of vintage/thrifty clothes and handmade jewelry that type of stuff, (I got a really cute new crochet plushie but that’s off topic)….

I heard someone mention a tattoo pop up (I love tattoos, I have so so many), so obviously I needed to get one. I ended up hanging out with my friends for a bit more then splitting off to go hunt down the tattoo artists area. After I finally asked for directions I found out that the tattoo pop up was actually in a business, not outside.

That business happend to be a queer owned sex shop. With toys. And porn. Everywhere.

Like what the hell, I leave home to have a tiny lil break from porn and end up at the freaking porn store. 🥺

But I really wanted a tattoo!! So I got all situated and she was starting to do the tattoo, and I just happened to be facing a wall covered in lingerie and pictures of hot porn mommy models. So naturally im getting horny. (Now would probably be a good time to mention I may have just a tiny bit of a pain kink).

I couldn’t stop wiggling around.. I was praying she thought I was just in pain heh, when in reality I was trying really hard not to start rubbing myself over my shorts 😖. There were some girls standing right behind my chair waiting in line and like watching the tattoo process so I couldn’t even do it sneakily….

Thank god it was a pretty small tattoo if it had gone on any longer I probably would have cum.. I was soaking wet and super embarrassed to stand cause I knew there would be a huge spot on my chair. But I tied my jacket around my waist like a big girl and paid the artist then she went on break and I sprinted to the bathroom to um “take care of some stuff” and when I got back the artist was sitting down in MY CHAIR and she smiled and handed me her business card and I literally just choked on my own spit and ran outside to meet my friends for dinner 😳.

So um idk if it was a professional handing me her business card.. or a sneaky I know you are a freak and you should call me type deal.. idk what to do heh so I’m just gonna lay in bed and put my vibrator to work..