gooning literally has me looking forward to waking up every morning :) mainly bc i’ll be like half awake and already rubbing, i spend the first 10 or so minutes of my day drifting in and out sleep and playing with my pussy. it gets pretty weird from there. i’m rlly gentle with her at first though, like mainly feeling how warm and squishy i am or tapping my clit rlly gently.

sometimes i wake up and i’m like disgusting from the night before and that’s fun for other reasons bc it feels like humiliating self care to clean myself up. like productive and healthy but it’s disgusting that i have to do it in the first place. it’s normally a thing i do the mornings after i fall asleep while rubbing, but sometimes i’ll purposely pull up my undies go to bed with my holes soakeddd. bc it’s so comfy and dirty if i can fall asleep before it all starts to cool down lol. but the morning is the best part bc i feel so stupid lifting the covers and smelling my pussy and asshole and sweat!! then i’ll go pee and pull my messy undies out of my pussy and study them while i pee. before i shower i like to stare myself down in the mirror and switch between been embarrassed and proud of myself, it’s rlly great if my bun is fucked up and it’s very clear that i was dripping in sweat before i fell asleep. (pee portion heads up) it’s rare, and not always mornings, but if i happen to be wearing sweats or shorts from the night before, and i’m in the mood, i’ll stand in front of the mirror and pee my pants instead of my normal routine. i like watching it pool under my pussy and weigh down the material and fall through or run down my legs it’s heaven to me idk. it’s so hot feeling warm and disgusting! or with shorts hearing it splash down to the floor and spray all over my feet!! nd also makes the shower after more fun? (end of pee stuff)

so then i take a hot shower and take care of myself and stuff :) if i’m not like super busy first thing in the morning like no classes or anything i’ll play in the shower too!! it normally happens bc i sit down to shave, and then i’m staring at my pussy for so long and feeling how squishy and jiggly and i literally can not stop myself from dropping everything to rub!! it’s also a rlly good position to lean forward until my back is like a semi circle so i can watch my pussy grip on two fingers loll. i don’t have a detachable shower head right now (very unfortunate) but the water pressure is still high enough that i can lean back and let the water hit my clit. it’s not as intense as the detachable thing but still addicting bc it’s really just a water vibrator when u think ab it. i can even aim myself so fucking fast like i know exactly where to put my pussy to line up with the three thickest water streams. but i also want detachable derrick back so i can turn the water rlly hot and put it like 2 inches from my nipple until i can’t take it anymore. i have other fun things instead though like stuffing my ass with the handle of a razor (detached blade, flared end, very clean, don’t worry). then i just stand up and see how long i can keep it from being pushed out and like clench my insides so i can feel them throb against it!! i love later in the shower when i go to wash my asshole, i can feel how stretched and relaxed it is from playing. like it is so fucking hard to not finger myself again, but with literal soap as lube bc i’m right thereee.

also has anybody else done the thing where you waste a shit ton of conditioner on your tits to pretend like it’s cum or am i just acting ridiculous? it’s cold so it’s not rlly the same other then it’s rlly heavy and thick? and i rlly want to try new things always so if anybody else has fun morning stuff? or if you can also stuff yourself with the eos shaving cream bottle then hell yeah go us :)