Additional tags: [Cheating] since they haven't broken up yet, [Big Dick] and [Bigger Than Your Boyfriend] because I can't help myself.

Script by u/AlexisFire8578

This is an audio I did a while back, and the process was really fun! I'm not a writer, so adapting this improv request into a script pulled me out of my comfort zone a bit~ I'm about to start an editing binge, so I figured reposting -- I mean sharing -- some of my other work might help get me amped.

Alexis has really fun improv script offers, you should go check them out! They're written in story form, so they're a great (and really hot) read, even if you're not someone who would fill it.

TL;DL: You’re owner/ bartender at a popular pub in the city. You work pretty much every weekend, and you get to know most of your clients. As you’re about to lock up for the night, one of your regulars comes in. She's been coming to your bar for the last few years. You guys have a great relationship, and she always comes to you for advice. She’s had a terrible night, and she needs a drink, your advice, and some company. The bar may be closed, but with a pretty girl in your bar, you’re open for business.

​

You look like you need a drink. Strong.

Take a second to eat and then I want to know what's up.

I can tell you've been crying. So, tell me what happened?

AUDIO

​

It's a short vanilla detour before switching back to the next few things I have planned 😈

​

and I dunno, is it julep season yet?

--Anathema

Read this far? Want to hear the experimental version? I also did it as an improv because I'm a fuckin tryhard.

Here are the effects I used from freesound (all others are my own):

Indoor Footsteps.wav by dkiller2204

steps in high heels.wav by anagar

Glasses-cleaned.wav by tmc_zach

Ripping clothing.wav by 190101_keelan

​

Want to listen to more of my work? I have a master list here. Want to give anonymous (or not) feedback or constructive criticism? I've got a form!