TAGGED M4F. LISTENER'S CHARACTER IS ASKED REPEATEDLY TO STOP AND DOESN'T, DESPITE GROWING DISTRESS. CONTAINS A BUNCH OF SEXIST MISOGYNY THROUGH THE GAME OF CHESS AT THE START. LISTENER IS REFERRED TO AS A "BRAINLESS BINT", A "GORMLESS TWAT" AND CRUDE REMARKS ARE MADE TO THE EFFECT THAT WOMEN ARE INHERENTLY NOT AS GOOD AT CHESS AS MEN. LISTENER'S GENITALS ARE EXPLICITLY MENTIONED, INCLUDING AN EXPLICIT REFERENCE TO THEIR "SMELLY FLAPS." IT IS THEN IMPLIED THAT THE LISTENER HAS A PENETRATIVE IMPLEMENT (TAGGED AS A STRAP-ON, BUT NOT STATED EXPLICITLY) AND THEN USES IT. NO CHEST AREA MENTIONS. DEPICTION OF "BODY BETRAYAL" ORGASM.

Wow first audio for the year and the cw alone has more words than the last 2 scripts I wrote. Heck.

Anyway, hiya!

Slow start to the year but this is an idea that's been swirling around in my mind for aaaages and had plans and an outline and morphed a heck of a fuck of a lot since its initial inception as a bored-at-work intrusive thought.

So the idea is that you, dear listener overhear a loudmouth chess hustler type wanker jerk and challenge him to a game for money. He refuses your request, but offers an alternative wager- that you put your mouth where your money is.

Audio is here, click this sentence to listen

You know what they say. Play stupid games...

Anyhomst. Thankyou for your patience. I'm so glad to get something together, and hopefully some people who need to get some catharsis can get some out of this.

Also, for the wonderfully gigantically nerdy, the game played is:

1. Na3 e5 2. e3 Bxa3 3. bxa3 Qg5 4. Nf3 Qf5
2. g4 Qe6 6. Bb2 Nc6 7. d4 d5 8. dxe5 Nge7
3. h3 Ng6 10. Bg2 Ncxe5 11. Nxe5 Nxe5 12. Bxd5 Qe7
4. O-O O-O 14. f4 Nc6 15. Qd3 Kh8 16. Qc3 f5
5. gxf5 Rxf5 18. Bb3 Rh5 19. Qc4 Ne5 20. Qg8#

...I told you I've been overthinking this idea for far too long :/

But thankyou, please enjoy!  I adore comments, either here or on my anonymous feedback form and would love to hear from you!

(P.s. if someone wanted to make a shitpost where they pretend to be agadmator from youtube and analyse the game i would be 1000% in support of that)

Stay safe, thanks very muchly,

Nuke