[Script Offer] A Love Letter To The Unconventionally Attractive [A4A] [Friends-To-Lovers] [Self-Este...

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[Script Offer] A Love Letter To The Unconventionally Attractive [A4A] [Friends-To-Lovers] [Self-Esteem] [Crazed Potato-Themed Diatribe] [Adoring] [Quite Sweary] [Kissing] [Mutual Masturbation] [god-awful potato puns]

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Nuclearthrowaway99 is anyone looking for anyone in mutual masturbation

Post Body

Heya

Hiya

So. Here's the rundown.

Your friend is being a dickhead to themself, putting them down and talking mad shit because they're "nOT cOnVEnTiaLLy aTtrActIve".

So you being some flowers from your garden for them and a metaphor and a lengthy, raving collection of words.

Click Here For Script Pastebin Link

Click Here For Shiny AO3 Link

My first time uploading to AO3! Um.... yeah. It ate my stage directions so i had to put them in 《these brackets》 because dumbass me pasted straight into the html thingy with <these thingies>

Anyhoo. Um.

Hopefully one of you fellow delectable, unconventionally attractive potato friendos finds a giggle or something more helpful in this.

Thanks,

-Nuke

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Nuclearthrowaway99

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anyone

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anyone

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