Tagged M4A. No explicit mentions of the chest area or genitals outside of the listener's "entrance" and "hole" (oof listen to me sounding like an internet top for once @.@). No explicitly gendered terms of affirmation or address, but the listener is called "beautiful" and their legs and mind are complimented as such. Also, a heads up, around the 8 minute mark, the listener is asked "is it ok if I top?"

HEY

I'M ALIVE

AND I'M MAKING THE NOISES (POORLY)

AND I'M EDITING THE MADE NOISES (POORLY)

Barely edited noises are here, click this sentence to listen

But at least my title puns are as awful as ever. I never managed to be the satyrical mastermind I wanted to be. It behooves me to be the kinda guy people faun over. I always get too horny though, and it really fucken gets my goat.

Now that that's out of my system;

This audio involves me, your faun/satyr boyfriendo bringing you to the little forest clearing I tend to for a fun little frolic. It's saccharine, cuddly, affirmy, a little femmy and not at all on brand even the slightest bit. Nope. Not even a little.

Thankyou for clicking, thankyou for listening if you do.

A special thanks to u/crazycritic299 for Beta listening to this and for the reassurance that the bumps and ickyness got better after the first 2 minutes, I probably would have stopped listening in disgust if you hadn't put your ears on the line for this one to give those assurances ♡

So um. That's the long-winded diatribe that usually accompanies my posts. If this is your first time, I'm really, really sorry and also really really appreciative! I have a masterlist with a bunch of stuff on it linked in my profile thingy if you wanna put yourself through more. Returning ears, thankyou for your patience, I'm glad you keep coming back ♡

Comments/Anonymous Feedback/Thirst always welcome, appreciated and cherished♡

Thankyou all for indulging me yet again

-Nuke