Return with us now to the thrilling days of yesteryear: to wit, 1874, in the Wyoming Territory. In the storied Sex Capital of the Grand (heh-heh) Tetons, the local whores working girls sex workers have been... vanishing, overnight. Is there a Killer on the Road?

And can our intrepid pussy posse outsmart and outmanoeuvre the sleazy Mayor Backlash, the suspiciously-straightforward Mister Spencer, and the haughty, mysterious Miss Goodbody, and close in on the Killer before it’s Too Late?

To Find Out, Tune In to Today's Episode: Ta-Ra-Ra-Bustier!

And be sure to check out:

Part Two: The *What* With No Dick, Now?!

Part Three: High Noon, High Beams!

The SexFarce Players, In Order of Appearance:

Rider: u/readerr7

Nat: u/totallynotnatalie

Moll: u/mollybloom_

Prospector: u/maple-laffs

Bar-Tex: u/Lord_Bartex

Mayor Snide Lee Backlash: u/8mementomori6

Miss Goodbody: u/Xyta_Midnyte

Mister Spencer: u/Traceur77

Script: u/maple-laffs

Additional Material and Script-Doctoring: u/readerr7, u/MyAuralFixation, and u/iamcuriousoranj

Talent Wrangling: u/midnightlemons

Sound Design, Editing and Production: u/MyAuralFixation

Sound Effects From:www.freesound.org, www.zapsplat.com, and www.fesliyanstudios.com

Saloon (2-3) and True West (3-2) backgrounds by Tabletop Audio (no direct links available)

Original True Tits Piano Music: u/MyAuralFixation

Excerpt from "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (main title)", by Ennio Morricone, used as sound effect and limited to less than ten seconds, per GWA rules

Transitions: Lone Rider (David Felisyan) https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/royalty-free-music/downloads-c/western-music/29

Frog Legs Rag (James Scott) https://freemusicarchive.org/music/James_Scott/Frog_Legs_Ragtime_Era_Favorites/01_-_james_scott_-_frog_legs_rag

Maple Leaf Rag (FMT free library) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm3MJONVsg4

Break Time (Kevin MacLeod) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fea9dUKFiTk

Colektro - Brain Wank https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Colektro/Wakka_Chikka_Wakka_Chikka_Volume_1/csr049_wcwc_14-colektro_brainwank-psycho-foo-edit

Rolling Hills (Cristiano Corradetti) https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/royalty-free-music/download/rolling-hills/984

Stings: Spaghetti Western (SOB Pariassound) https://www.jamendo.com/track/429569/spaghetti-western

Stingray (The Nude Party) https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Nude_Party/Live_on_WFMUs_Three_Chord_Monte_with_Joe_Belock_-_December_21_2015/Stingray

 ⁽*^{Also: All characters depicted are over the age of 18}*)