"Being separated for a month can play havoc on a relationship, but these two are lucky enough to be the types of people who plan ahead, just without telling the other one what they're up to. Presents, nerdy references, and phone sex? Yeah, they're pretty lucky."

The Goodnight Call & The Wake-Up Call

Not only is the first time performing one of my own scripts, it's also the first time I've done a collaboration. Praises for /u/GrandFinish0 cannot be sung highly enough! This whole thing was his idea in the first place, which would be amazing enough, but he's also incredibly supportive, obviously talented, and a genuine pleasure to direct (what little was actually needed).

Since all of this is so new, please, pretty please, let me know your thoughts! Comments and DMs are deeply appreciated: giddy, constructive, and otherwise. If you enjoy what you hear, we've both got archives of all kinds of things for you to languidly or urgently browse, albeit of wildly different sizes. ;)

The original single person versions of this audio's script can be found here: The Goodnight Call and The Wake-Up Call.