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Setting - Your local Animal Girl Adoption Agency office, where a loving Animal-Girl is waiting for you! D - Dog girl. Lovely pupper, ever-cheerful, and optimistic. Loving but afraid that no one will take her home. Also very worried about her best friend, Reptile girl. R - Reptile girl. Snarky and cynical. Sick of catgirls. Dog girl's best friend. Secretly afraid that when Dog Girl gets adopted that she will be alone.
R - (more serious and quiet) I…I have something I need to tell you.
D - (a little sad) What is it?
R - If…if you get a chance to go to a good home with someone you like, take it. Don't try to get me adopted too. I think…that being my friend has held you back.
D - No, it hasn't!
R - I'm serious! I hate it here. I really do, and you make it bearble, but you need to find a home. You're gorgeous and stacked and cheerful. There's someone out there for you, I know it. But every time they start to look at you and talk to you, then you try to get them to like me too, and they don't. Nobody likes me, because I'm a mistake. You have to take your chance and get out of here.
D - Don't talk like that! I know that…[door jingles, interrupting her]…(flustered but recovering) Oh! Welcome to Animal Girl Adoption Agency, where we have the right girl for you!
R - We're out of catgirls, so don't ask.
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