Summary: F is a morning person. M is not. Silly morning shenanigans ensue

NOTE: F (morning) and M (non-morning) roles can totally be reversed! There's only clothing descriptors that would have to be adapted, and maybe a cheeky butt grab instead.

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12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.

What’s wrong with mornings? MF COLLAB VERSION:

1. F - *cute yawn* mmm… good morning
2. M - *groans*
3. F - *whispers* good moooooorning… *giggle*
4. M - Why are you so happy already
5. F - *pouts* because I know you like it. And waking up to a GORGEOUS GIRLFRIEND is extra fun~~ *giggle* and it’s mooooorning. Good moooorning (petname)
6. M - No. No amount of giggles will make mornings better. I refuse to wake up. Come here *pull her back down to the bed*
7. F - *squeals/giggle* Nyo!
8. *pause*
9. F - *whispers* I can’t move.
10. M - *growl* That’s the point. Stop squirming. Go back to sleep.
11. *pause/rustling*
12. M - *gasp/moan/growl* Fuck. That’s a dirty way to wake me up.
13. F - *evil giggle to sultry* Oh? I figured since -that- part of you was already awake… I might as well wake the rest of you up.
14. M - *groan* Weren’t you just complaining that we didn’t cuddle enough? Is -this- what you meant by cuddling? You know you can just ask for sex
15. F - But we -don’t- cuddle enough! And no, I don’t ask, I -tell- you when I want sex.
16. M - Do you want sex right now *deadpan/tired*
17. F - No. You know I don’t like morning sex
18. M - Then stop teasing me.
19. F - But it’s so fun~~ to tease my (petname)
20. M - *groan/complain* You’re horrible.
21. F - Nyoo don’t roll away from me
22. M - I can’t hear you I’m sleeping.
23. *pause*
24. F - *small sigh* *small kisses either cute or sexy* What if I *muah* kiss you awake? *muah* Would that make mornings better?
25. M - Hmm.. *returns small kisses* I don’t know, mornings are pretty shitty. I don’t think I’ve had enough kisses to decide *chuckle into longer kisses*
26. *makeout, sighs and small moans, giggles/chuckles*
27. F - I’m sorry for morning breath
28. M - It’s fine, we both had onions last night
29. F - That place was sooo good…
    
30. M - I know right? I don’t think I’ve had food that good for a while.
31. F - Thank you for inviting me. It felt a little weird meeting all your co-workers.
32. M - Of course I’d invite you. You’re my lucky charm. Especially at work dinners.
33. F - I’m your lucky charm? What’s that supposed to mean?
34. M - You keep all the… unwanted attention away.
35. F - What are you trying to say?
36. M - Do you know how many times I’ve had women just interrupt a conversation? And it’s NOTHING related to work!
37. F - So having me there saves you from talking with other women?
38. M - Yes. Exactly.
39. F - Are you sure it’s not because of something else? *teasing*
40. M - What?
41. F - *sigh* I don’t know the guy’s name, but he was staring at my ass the entire night.
42. M - Wait, who was staring at your ass? What did he look like?
43. F - He was with the lady in the lace dress
44. M - Are you kidding me? Sandra’s date was checking you out?
45. F - *smirk* What, are you jealous?
46. M - *scoff* Jealous? Me? Never.
47. F - You didn’t invite me just to show me off?
48. M - I invited you because you’re my girlfriend. Had I known some guy was staring at your ass *grab ass*
49. F - *giggle*
50. M - …I would’ve showed EVERYONE that NO ONE could have you
51. F - Mmm… I might’ve liked you showing me off.
52. M - *pause/disbelief* Really? I didn’t think you were into public stuff.
53. F - *admit* No, I would’ve actually been really embarrassed if you started kissing me in front of everyone.
54. M - Yeah, I didn’t think so. Still, it would’ve been fun to make everyone else jealous.
55. F - *giggle* Fun? Did you really want to show me off that badly? Is that why you asked me to wear the (outfit)?
56. M - *growl* That’s exactly why I asked you to wear that. *curse* You have no idea how distracting you were.
57. F - You didn’t look bad yourself.
58. M - Oh? You liked my shirt?
59. F - Mhm. That’s why I took your tie off during dinner and unbuttoned the top button.
60. M - *chuckle* One button unbuttoned. I’ll remember that.
61. *makeout* *slow kisses, sigh*
62. *comfortable silence*
63. M - …But next time though, if you’re uncomfortable, please let me know. I don’t have to be there the whole time.
64. F - But I know work stuff is important.
65. M - It’s important, but you’re more important.
66. F - *giggle* Now you’re being cheesy.
67. M - Cheesy? You want cheesy? *bad pickup line mode/please pick your line* Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection
68. F - Oh nyoo *giggle* Well if I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives on you
69. M - *repeating after her* If you were a cat? *growl*
70. F - Nyaa *giggle*
71. M - Come here kitten! *pounce*
72. F - Nyooo
73. *fade out laughing*