tl;dr: [here's your post], fishbulb. But, it's my "cakeday" and you owe me reading all my shit, so get on it.

Well, here we are. Two years in. Many stops and starts later. Some anger, some good times, a bit of tears and all that sort of shit.

Some people I like gone, some people I may like are new, and some people I don't know anymore are likely somewhere. Funny how it works, eh? I don't actually think many of the people who used to listen to my stuff are still around, but maybe they are, and if so: Hello!

So, yeah, two years. You try to do something fancy for the whole "cakeday" thing, right? I'd always planned on this, regardless of the nature of my various taking-my-ball-and-going-home posts.

This year is no exception, but we'll get to that shortly.

Sometimes, I really appreciate what someone's written and it hits a spot. That happened this time around. I've mostly sworn off the scripted things, swore off trying to do requests, swore off doing anything but occasionally popping up to jerk off for clicks and then disappear like smoke again, a flippant title all that wasleft to mark my place.

But, well, something special, right?

Do you know u/Shylittlemouse? You probably do. She pops up, adds her comments, is generally and genuinely a good person and occasionally breaks out and writes something that, like I said, really hits the mark.

One of these script offerings was one of those things.

But, you see, as I said, I'm not so hyped on the idea of filling that whole sort of created thing anymore, it's a lot of work and even if it's someone's honest and true desire or fantasy, I just want to enjoy my time batin' and not worry about it. However, what made this one different is that it was similar to something else I was doing, and a natural way to combine good ole jerking it and the fantasy scenario. It also was thematically on point coz, to be honest, I'm under a lot of pressure to really maintain stuff now, and it was a really nice way to let go and cede control, even through written words and (semi) acted fantasy.

And so, I dove in.

So, in the end, we're left with a 26 minute story in it's [entirety right here] (26m00s).

If you prefer, you can just get the ramblefap solo [here](13m51s). Honestly, though, you're doing yourself, and the story, a disservice.

Hell, I'm a wonderful person, maybe you just want all the spanky, groany, grunty mcgrunterson bits? [Here], then, have at it! My commitment to the art of theramblefap shall be all encompassing!

All samples and backing effects are either made by me or sourced from free online sources. Well, except one, but after I blindsided her with it, she approves.

So, anyways, that's that. I'll crawl back into my hole and just peek out from time to time, as is my wont. If you want more, there's a place to find it.

If you liked it, leave a comment. Comments are my jam. If you didn't, leave a negative (but honest) one anyway and then go find someone you did like and leave them a positive comment instead.

Thanks for listening, and have a great day.