Hello! First script offer! Hope you like it.

Feedback is much appreciated. I'm doing everything off my phone (for now) so please forgive any mistakes.

12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.

The Sneeze

1. *Knock on the door, door opens*
   
2. *Whispering* Hey, how are you feeling? Did you get some sleep?
   
3. A little bit? That's good. I have some soup in the kitchen whenever you're hungry.
   
4. You don't feel hungry? Well you need to eat something at least.
   
5. Hm? My hand? *blanket rustling* They're kinda cold. I just washed them.
   
6. Oh you want me to feel your forehead. Here, let me use my cheek *nuzzle back of hand close to mic?*
   
7. Oh god you're burning up. Are you sure you're okay?
   
8. Water? Yeah I'll get you some. I'll be right back *kiss back of hand near mic*
   
9. *Kitchen sounds from afar, you break a ceramic mug (or sound effect). You holler* Yeah I'm okay. I just uh, I broke your mug.
   
10. Which one? Uhh... The one that says "Number one girlfriend" on it. Who even gave this to you?
    
11. Yeah? Well I'm glad I broke it then *laugh*
    
12. *Kitchen sounds, walking back to mic* Alright, here we go. You wanna sit up? *you can sit on bed?*
    
13. I'm bleeding? Where? My thumb? Oh it's just a scratch *suck/lick the scratch quickly*
    
14. Yeah, see, it's not even bleeding anymore. What are you- *gasp*
    
15. I just said it wasn't bleeding! You don't- oh god your mouth.
    
16. Don't laugh at me. No. I'm not gunna look at you.
    
17. I'm cute when I'm embarrassed? Stop. *laughs* You're so mean.
    
18. No. *warning* You don't get my hand again. *blankets rustle*
    
19. Hey! Okay, okay. *resigned* You don't have to BITE my hand.
    
20. It's so I don't get away? Huh? Why do you look so smug; do you like being sm-uhh...
    
21. *heavy breathing* Your tongue... of course it turns me on.
    
22. Why? Cause... I imagine you licking me somewhere else...
    
23. Ah! *moans as she licks your thumb again* God I feel that up my spine. You're just teasing me now.
    
24. *moans desperately* Oh god you're so sexy. *feel free to improv to build things up*
    
25. Please... please touch me *whimper* Ah! That's my... tip...
    
26. Please oh please. Take me *kiss as she pushes you onto bed. Buckle/clothes sounds with heavy breathing*
    
27. You wanna be on top? Oh yes please. *she straddles you* A-are you gunna be okay on top? You sure? *more kissing*
    
28. T-take your time. You don't have to force it. Ah! *gasp* You-you're using me to tease yourself. *groans* Oh god you're so tight...
    
29. Ah! Okay, okay, I won't move. I'm sorry. *take a couple more heartbeats for you to be buried to the hilt*
    
30. Oh my god you're so wet. Your hips are so sexy. Oh yeah. Right there. Grind into me. Please.
    
31. Oh fuck! Your cervix is right on my... tip... *moans* *improv more*
    
32. *chuckles* You can ask, you know *switch to Mdom* That's right, use your words.
    
33. Mm... your breasts fit my hands so well. You like that? When I pinch both your nipples *gasp* Does that make you squeeze me? *thrust*
    
34. Deep enough for you? *groans* Oh yes, you're definitely wet enough for me.
    
35. Yeah! Right there! Keep going...Yes! Mmm... *growls* Yeah? You want me to pound you?
    
36. *chuckles* Are you going to ask? *thrusting* Please what? Harder?
    
37. *closer to the mic* Don't hold yourself back. I want to hear you scream. Yes. That's it. Scream for me.
    
38. Good? *more thrusting... improv*
    
39. Oh god I'm close. I'm so close.
    
40. *she suddenly stops you. Panic/what's wrong tone of voice. Is she hurt?*
    
41. What? What? Stop? *panting*
    
42. *She sneezes violently, and squeezes you with her inner walls*
    
43. *REALLY SURPRISED* OH my God *you go off while laughing*
    
44. Bless you *laughing* Oh... you really squeezed that out of me. *moans and final thrusts*
    
45. That was quite the sneeze *laughs* Don't be sorry. Now YOU'RE embarrassed? Aw...*chuckles*
    
46. *kisses* You like feeling me go off in you? Well I do too. God you're still squeezing me. It feels like your heartbeat.
    
47. You need to lie down? Okay *effort to lift her off/groan as you slide out of her*
    
48. You're dripping. It's fine, we can change the sheets later. Come here *snuggles*
    
49. How are you cold? *blankets* *relaxing exhale/sigh*
50. You feel better? *laughs* Good.
    
51. Thank you for taking care of me *kisses* I love you too. Get some rest.